Thanksgiving Porn (humor)

Thanksgiving Porn

Guess we have all heard some one say these things on Thanksgiving but leave it who ever to collect these good ones and see how they can be sexually related..well in your little dirty minds that is!

Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.

It’s Cool Whip time!

If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

Whew, that’s one terrific spread!

I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

Don’t play with your meat.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you really think you’ll be able to handle all those people at once?

You still have a little bit on your chin.

Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

How long will it take for you to stick it in?

You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

How many are coming?

That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

Just lay back and take it easy…I’ll do the rest.

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From Crackle: Married with Children: A Bundy Thanksgiving

and for you sexy parody lovers here’s the XXX pardody of this popular sitcom Not Married With Children XXX

Is there a doctor in the house, yeah we got one!

Posted by Body-Rockin.com Certified Babes

Dr. Victoria Zdrok

Dr. Z at Body-Rockin.com 

This guy posted this to her at Ask Dr. Z and (Penthouse Magazine)

Wife Watching backlash

Q:
My wife was very sexually inexperienced when we got married ten years ago. She was never really into sex, and after a few years we were rarely having sex at all. I felt that I was losing my passion for her and even had a short-lived affair with my coworker, a very uninhibited woman with whom I frequently watched adult videos and read Penthouse. After I ended the affair, I felt that I also had to end this lull in my marriage one way or another, so I told my wife to go out and pick up a guy, bring him back to our house, and seduce him in our bedroom while I watched from our closet. Well, after some convincing, she did exactly as I had instructed—she brought a complete stranger into our bedroom and fucked him right before my eyes. Watching her with him is what rekindled my passion for my wife. I was reminded that I really love her and want her. The problem is, she really likes this guy and wants to continue to see him on a regular basis, and I feel jealous and want us to be monogamous again. Can you explain to me why this happened and how I can get my wife to be faithful to me again?

A:
Nothing revives our passion for a spouse like a little jealousy! We never realize how much we want to keep something until someone else threatens to take it away from us. But do not confuse the feeling you are currently experiencing for your wife with “love.” When we love someone, we want them to be happy, and your wife seems to be happier with some variety in her partners. Watching another man ravish your wife has stoked your lust for her, and what you are feeling is possessiveness and a fear that you will lose her. However, while you have now developed feelings of desire for her after all those passionless years—maybe because another man has sparked her previously missing libido—there may not be a way to turn back the clock. After all, you had an affair first, and you insisted that your wife do the same. By doing so, you have redefined the terms of your relationship; there may be no way to bring back the pure exclusivity that you once rejected.

The only thing you can do is to stop trying to control your wife and allow her to explore the new found feelings she has for this man. Meanwhile, give her the affection, attention, and affirmation she was lacking while you were engaged in your liaison with another woman. Her infatuation for her lover will either wear off as the novelty of it subsides, or it will turn into something more. If the latter happens, you will have to decide whether to end your marriage or to join her in a lifestyle that involves a variety of partners. Many couples are into swinging or swapping, so that may be your only way to hold on to her if she finds the thrill of sex with strangers to be too much of an aphrodisiac to put aside. Either way, things will never be the way they once were between you—which is why I always counsel people to stop and think things through before injecting a third person into their relationship.

Dr. Victoria Zdrok

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Today, there are dozens of excellent natural products on the market that give you the dreamed-about heights of your sexuality. But how do you find them? How do you separate the truly effective from the ones that are a waste of money?

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People are missing out on improving not only their physical health but making their relationship with their partner grow by leaps and bounds.

Sexual enhancement products and adding a few adult toys to your fun, means “beter sex” !!

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Healthy Sex Connection

Sex plays an important role in the creation of wholesome, fulfilling partnerships. Sex is a healthy activity because it has similar benefits to physical exercise and the release of “pleasure-inducing endorphins in the brain” is good for mental health as well. Furthermore, sex “creates an emotional and physical bond that is essential for social support”. To achieve the highest levels of healthy sexual fulfillment, a man should learn ways to delay ejaculation and thus heighten the orgasmic experience for both himself and his partner. It is also important to note that the healthiest sex connections are those that involve feelings of love. In addition, in order to maintain a healthy sexual relationship, a man needs to overcome the stereotypes of masculinity. For example, men are conditioned to be competitive, dominant, aggressive, and demanding. However, it is widely agreed that “these attitudes don’t lead to satisfying relationships”. In order for a healthy sex connection to exist between partners, there is a need for trust, honesty, respect and equality on both sides. Even though men and women are quite different from one another in terms of their bodies, emotions, minds, and social conditioning, it is nonetheless possible for them to communicate and to find a middle ground where they both feel comfortable. Homosexual relationships also require open communication and feelings of trust.

In order for a sexual relationship to be healthy, it is important to take the necessary precautions to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases (STD’s). Such diseases include pubic lice, herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and HIV (which can be a precursor of the life-threatening illness known as AIDS). The Planned Parenthood Federation recommends that sexual partners make use of the practices of “safer sex.” For example, the risks will be reduced if both partners are monogamous and able to fully trust each other. Partners who do not know each other well should be sure to use a condom when engaging in sex. Another way to have “safer sex” is to focus on sexual play and exploration rather than intercourse. Some people are concerned that the time and effort involved in having “safer sex” will diminish the pleasure of the experience. In actuality, however, this approach can increase satisfaction for both partner while contributing to feelings of intimacy and trust, and improving the ability to communicate.

Origin’s of the Moonwalk, Michael Jackson

ORIGINS OF THE MOONWALK Dancers (in alphabetical order): Fred Astaire, Bill Bailey, Buck and Bubbles, Cab Calloway, Clark Brothers, Sammy Davis Jr., Daniel L. Haynes, Rubberneck Holmes, Patterson and Jackson, Eleanor Powell, Bill Robinson, Three Chefs (only the feet)

Michael Jackson Posters ** Collectable Music

Wild Wild West with Shai West

I stumbled onto an American Indian reservation and found the most beautiful rock formations everywhere, as well as an old jail! I had to shoot there, and when you see the scenery, you’ll know what I mean! Only after I was done shooting did I find out I wasn’t allowed to be there. No offense to any political lines drawn before I got there, but that kind of things needs to be available for EVERYONE to experience, so I’m not sorry in the least!

The Making of the Prius “Harmony” TV Commercial

This commercial is designed to show the connection between nature and automobiles and ya know when most commercials on TV you kind either tune out or change the channel, the new Prius commercial is one I can’t help but watch every time it airs in a show…

I probably saw the ad 2 or 3 times before I realized the “nature” were people and it is kinda creepy as I saw one person describe it, but as commercials go it is a great one!

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Best Budlight Commercial Ever – Beer & Porn

Budweiser made this video exclusively for the web as part of their viral marketing campaign.

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Ever Wonder How Pornstars Choose Their Stage Names?

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Movies on the go, Download to Where You Want to Watch Them!

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Click herer to learn more about each of these options and to get starterd building your personal media library: Amazon Video on Demand On Your TV, many free movies and trailers also available.

Women say foreplay overrated!

It’s great news for the impatient gentleman – women say foreplay is overrated

By Fiona Macrae Last updated at 8:49 AM on 27th November 2008

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1089622/Women-DONT-want-bother-foreplay-says-shock-new-study.html

Poor men. All that time and effort wasted. A study has shown that foreplay adds little to a woman’s overall enjoyment of sex.

The main event itself is far more important, the researchers found.

Their findings contradict traditional bedroom etiquette, which dictates that men must take it slow.

More than 2,300 women were quizzed about their sex lives for the study. Questions covered areas such as the division of time between foreplay
and intercourse, and how often the women had an orgasm. Couple in bed kissing

Do you stay the course? In opposition to the general consensus women take
more pleasure from intercourse than foreplay, a new survey has found

Foreplay lasted for an average of 15.4 minutes and intercourse for 16.2, the Journal of Sexual Medicine reports.

Further scrutiny of the results, collected in the Czech Republic, led the researchers from the University of the West of Scotland and Charles University in Prague to conclude that foreplay contributed little to a woman’s enjoyment of the encounter.

The researchers said: ‘In contrast to the assumptions of many sex therapists and educators, more attention should be given to improve quality and duration of intercourse rather than foreplay.’

They added that the figure of 16.2 minutes for intercourse dwarfed the figure of seven minutes found in American studies, suggesting Europeans are better in the bedroom.

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