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Thanksgiving Porn (humor)

bodyrockin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:51:18 +0000

Thanksgiving Porn

Guess we have all heard some one say these things on Thanksgiving but leave it who ever to collect these good ones and see how they can be sexually related..well in your little dirty minds that is!

Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.

It’s Cool Whip time!

If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

Whew, that’s one terrific spread!

I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

Don’t play with your meat.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you really think you’ll be able to handle all those people at once?

You still have a little bit on your chin.

Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

How long will it take for you to stick it in?

You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

How many are coming?

That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

Just lay back and take it easy…I’ll do the rest.

Source Unknown to credit.

From Crackle: Married with Children: A Bundy Thanksgiving

and for you sexy parody lovers here’s the XXX pardody of this popular sitcom Not Married With Children XXX

How to find a job in America today :)

bodyrockin — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:02:45 +0000

How to find a job in America today, we all know some folks been out of work 2 or 3 years still since they lost their last job..so here’s a job hunting tip that will land you a job..be sure you apply for a job at a company for only critical positions they must always have filled, then make sure they keep your app on top… of all others, then wait for the current employee to get fired or die..no serious pun intended

Feel free to forward this blog link to those you know out of work, might brighten up their spirits…lol

Unemployment in this country now at epic levels, folks struggling in every state.

And if I heard this right on the news this morning…:

“Illinois is one of the 10 states that contain 1/3 of the US population and generate a vast percentage of this countries economy along with California, Nevada and other states and all these states are in economic turmoil with budgets we can’t balance or meet..some one say the recession was over, uh huh..and no it’s not President Obama’s fault..the man ain’t God or the all powerful!”

Feel free to share your stories in a comment on how long you been searching or how you plan find a new job or lost yours.

America, we been had, balloon boy was a hoax!

bodyrockin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:43:39 +0000

Okay is now official and all the folks that thought it was a hoax from jump street can jump up and down and say “see I was right”..lol Folks maybe tweeting the hell out of this right now, since I can’t personally get the Twitter site to come up now..LOL

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE59E5H720091018

Boy said to have floated off in balloon found safe!

bodyrockin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:19:10 +0000

Excerpts & quotes from:
Yahoo News (ap_on_re_us/us_boy_in_balloon)

“FORT COLLINS, Colo. – A 6-year-old boy was found hiding in a cardboard box in his family’s garage attic Thursday after being feared aboard a homemade helium balloon that hurtled 50 miles through the sky on live television.

Sheriff Jim Alderden “Apparently he’s been there the whole time,” he said.

Note: Added by Body-Rockin.com, individuals interviewed that were at the families residence and involved with the search are on record stating they do not believe it was any sort of hoax!

Some folks are saying they think it was all a hoax, what do you think based on the news reports and statements you have heard about the family and since the boy was found safe and the subsequent interviews of the family, folks involved in the rescue, neighbors etc up till now CNN?

Take our poll, leave your comments:

Bikini-clad teacher Tiffany Shepherd, aka Leah Lust, turns to porn after being fired

bodyrockin — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:50:31 +0000

Posted: Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Porn Star Leah Lust is My First Sex Teacher

Leah Lust in My First Sex Teacher.

The New York Daily News released a feature story about Leah Lust, a former Floridian school teacher turned Pornstar, who filmed one of her first scenes ever for Naughty America.

Leah Lust’s first Naughty America Scene, My First Sex Teacher, was appropriately titled considering her former career. She was recently fired from her job as a school teacher after some “racy” photos of her in a bikini surfaced.

She explored other career opportunities, but soon settled on Porn as a way to make good money. She understood when she began acting in Adult Films that she would have to leave her teaching career behind her.

She is now making a name for herself in Adult Industry, and though she is new to The Biz, you would never know it by watching her My First Sex Teacher Scene.

Read the New York Daily News Feature Story on Leah Lust: NYDailyNews.com

Sex in public & Exhibitionism and Voyeurism!

bodyrockin — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:23:45 +0000

Do you enjoy the thrill of the excitement and danger of getting caught, do you have your own tales to share of photo’s of your self having sex in public, flashing or otherwise?

People having sex in public, with the excitement of the moment, the thrill of being watched or caught is the sexiest adult adventure today..people using cell phone cameras to capture the action of themselves or others.

You don’t have to be a devoted nudist to know that spending time clothes free gives you a natural high. Share in the nude experience at places and events all over the world! All the nudist beaches, events with body freedom, even topless beaches and festive occasions where people are so happy they just have to throw their clothes off. You can push the boundaries of repressive societies too. Get out there and march naked with the growing crowd of people who are not ashamed of their

OutRageousInPublic · Exhibitionism and Voyeurism in Public

Life Is Short, Have An Affair!

bodyrockin — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:04:27 +0000

WHO CHEATS?

Infidelity isn’t something people like to talk about — much less
confess. Does anyone really want to admit cheating on a spouse, especially to a pollster. But the following poll results might help put in perspective the frequency and number of adulterers.

Infidelity statistics
It’s tough to get a handle on how many of us are having affairs, given the inherent secrecy.

22 percent of married men have strayed at least once during their married lives.
14 percent of married women have had affairs at least once during their married lives.
Younger people are more likely candidates; in fact, younger women are as likely as younger men to be unfaithful.
70 percent of married women and 54 percent of married men did not know of their spouses’ extramarital activity.
5 percent of married men and 3 percent of married women reported having sex with someone other than their spouse in the 1997.
22 percent of men and 14 percent of women admitted to having sexual relations outside their marriage sometime in their past.
90 percent of Americans believe adultery is morally wrong.
50 percent of
Americans say President Clinton’s adultery makes his moral standard
“about the same as the average married man,” according to a Time-CNN
poll.
61 percent of Americans thought adultery should not be a crime in the United states; 35 percent thought it should; 4 percent had no opinion.
17 percent of divorces in the United States are caused by infidelity.

See the article on AhsleyMadison.com by the Dr. Phil Show

Source for the Poll Info Only: Associated Press

Life Is Short, Have an Affair!

Still wondering, what the heck to do with Twitter?

bodyrockin — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:52:33 +0000

Post by Body-Rockin.com Certified Babes!

“Twitter, in plain English”

Here’s a helpful video that kinda explains the basics of how it works:

Add us at BodyRockin on Twitter

This ain’t eHarmony, this is ULust!

bodyrockin — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:06:25 +0000

Posted by Body-Rockin.com Certified Babes!

Some folks go to dating sites looking for love and you have seen the TV commercials for a few of the popular love connection sites, but many of you aren’t just looking for love are you? Some of you are to be blunt looking for a booty call, a hook up with some that just wants to get busy girls like this one:

Curvy Cassandra who you’ll find on profile here at Ulust-Cassandra who says:

“I love everything about sex. I love parading my sexy naked body to everyone, which makes me a certified exhibitionist. If you have time today, might as well join me and who knows maybe we’ll end up in bed.

So take a look around at Ulust find a naughty sex partner from your area or hey hook for a road trip, what’s your pleasure or desire..this the hottest new dating site for consenting adults…for those of you tired of or just plain bored with the ones you have tried and seen for years!

Digital Conversion 2009-solve your conversion problem!

bodyrockin — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:09:18 +0000

Digital Conversion 2009

We make your 2009 Digital Transition Simple and Hassle Free
On June 12th Experience The Evolution Of Television

June 12, 2009 the era of analog broadcast television in the United States will end as full power television stations complete their transition to an all-digital system. The transition from analog to digital television represents the most significant advancement of television technology since color TV was introduced.

If you currently receive analog television over the air or via an antenna, you’ll need to take action to continue watching your favorite stations. Otherwise, your TV will go dark!

What is digital television?

Digital television enables television stations to provide dramatically clearer pictures and better sound quality. Digital technology also enables television stations to provide free, over-the-air high-definition television (HDTV) for consumers with HD television sets.

An equally important, but often overlooked benefit of DTV is that it will free up scarce and variable spectrum for public safety and new wireless services. This is possible because the modern technology of DTV is more efficient than analog television technology, allowing for many new and critical uses of this very limited resource.
Make Sure You’re Not Left In The Dark!

Television viewers with these sets that are not connected to a pay TV service will need to take action before June 12, 2009 to ensure their TV sets continue to work. Otherwise, their TV’s will go dark!

DISH Network receivers are 100% digital transition ready. DISH network (VMCS authorized dealer) also offers the lowest all-digital price nationwide. Right now, you can get OVER 100 all-digital channels and 50 HD channels for as low as $9.99/month!

Switching to Satellite is the simplest and lowest cost option for 2009 Digital Television. And let’s not forget all the sexy adult programming you can get and watch right on your TV!